Hair Conditioning

Last week before he got sick, Cooper and I were watching tv on the sofa and I happened to sniff his hair. It smelled wonderful. We had new shampoo and I figured that somehow it just smelled extra good on his baby fine hair.

So I said-

You know, your hair smells really good.

And he said-

Thanks, I put air conditioning on it in the bathroom.

HUH??

Me: What do you mean? You used some conditioner in the bathtub?

Him: No- you know that stuff in the bathroom at school that goes pfist...and then smells really good?

Me: Are you talking about air freshener??

Him: Yeah, is that what it's called?

Me: (trying hard to hold it in) So, you put air freshener in your hair?

Him: Yeah, and see, it worked. (this in all seriousness)

Where does he get this stuff?