Two conversations on the way to school this morning-
Him: "Momma, am I older than Peter?"
Me: "Nope, he's older than you."
Him: "By how much?"
Me: "Um, I think 2 months, he was born in April."
Him: "Well, what about Spencer"
Me: "Nope, he's older than you too"
Him: "Who am I older than?"
Me: "Actually, I'm pretty sure you're the youngest one in the 2nd grade- but I don't know about the new kids this year"
Him: "Well, I AM the tallest one in my class"
Me: "Really, you're even taller than Fletcher?"
Him: "Yup, he's got a weird shaped head- no offense and so now I'm taller than him too"
None taken, funny kid!
And moments later-
Him: "Momma- is that a Lamborghini at that house?"
Me: "I didn't see it but I don't think so. I'll check for you on the way home"
As I drove back home after dropping him off, the car in question turned out to be a Dodge Intrepid.
Close, but not a Lamborghini!